Princess goes back to work

"Pharkn phark phark phark, pharkn phark" screeched Princess Leah from her little hammock at 5.30AM. She was sooriously happy to be going back into the Tropical jungle to do some vegetation management.

I told her to get outta her hammock and get moving as she couldn't lay around thinking all day- that is my job.

She let spray with some of those newly invented swear words. I told her it was allright as she had been working with tradesmen all her life and I understood. Phark I love her.

Princess Leah got up and ironed her jungle bikini and put on her boots and had some breakfast. Dukie and Lamb were still sleeping waiting for their arms to heal from moving all the Higgins insulation. They still had another day of putting this in the roof.

It was so nice that Princess made me a cup of tea before she left. She is more than slightly deluded in thinking that I would have found that enough to get out of bed and start work at 6AM. I had some anyway and then rolled over and started that dream again.

Lamb and Dukie eventually got out of their hammocks and started moving the insulation up to the roof. They were very happy to be doing it together and so I just left them to it.

I worked all day on the integration of some Carbon models into our Tree House technologies whilst starting some new sales. "Adam Ant" is our Chief Technology Officer for the Tree House and he was over working to make sure that our optical fibre cable was pumping electrons at the correct rate. Adam Ant got the name because he is only 6ft tall (and alot more actually). He also is a partner in Tree House Technologies because he has a brain that defies description. He can do anything- including make great coffee.

We discussed the commercialisation of the C model from one of our partners with a group in Sydney and we knew we were onto a winner. It was a huge day with Adam Ant also doing more work on the spatial capabilities for our defence work. If only we stopped to think about how well we were doing and how clever we were instead of the constant fight to survive with cashflow. We will make it.

Lamb was in at engineering work after finishing the insulation installation in the roof and Dukie took the truck back to Higgins.

Everyone is working so hard and it is even more difficult as the jungle is one big wet thick mess at this time of the year. At least I love this jungle heat and humidity. Sometimes it makes it hard to keep your pants on when you're this wet but I am just managing it.

Princess came home in her vehicle, a 4WD that we use as the Pantser training vehicle. I have been doing a bit of driving lately and I am sure that the girls will let me drive the Pantser in a real battle soon.

Anyway when Princess came home she saw Adam Ant and I in a deep conversation saving the world and took off to get some food. She went out with the rifle we got with the still and came back with a pig and a 6-pack of Corona. "Pork for dinner, Lukie. Do you want to stay for dinner Adam Ant?" she screamed as she dragged a bleeding, squealing pig through the Tree House. Another shot went off on the deck and I knew the pig was dead and we'd be having pork chops for dinner. It wasn't suprising that Adam Ant didn't want to stay. A heap of lesbians is one thing for a man. A heap of lesbians with firearms and dead pigs is another. Adam Ant said "Princess you need to be on the Bacon Busters calendar we get every year".




We have the Bacon Busters calendar on the back of the toilet door and it is feral. Princess Leah is much too classy , intelligent and gorgeous for that but the joke was funny.

Adam Ant left and Lamb and Dukie arrived home.

We sat around and planned for the BBQ in a few days when Honoruru was turning up and listened to some very old "Counting Crows" music and then had showers and turned into the hammocks for the night.

I just love this jungle heat and humidity. The air was so still and we had no breeze at all. It is like living in soup at this time of the year. I might have to take my pants off .

"Who wants to do the horizontal sack race" I screamed laughing to myself.

Goodnight Girls,

Lukie

XXX

We live in our own insulated world

Princess Leah and I went to Park Road for breakfast. Princess and I talked about what we would do with the Tree House being so hot every morning. I didn't really care as I loved the jungle heat but she thought we should get some air conditioning- even just for guests that weren't accustomed to the jungle heat. The bloody thing was so high up and so open it had natural air conditioning and was designed especially for this climate.

I didn't want to argue with her but the last thing I could be pharked doing was worrying about that sort of thing. It was ridiculous that she was entertaining the idea of air conditioning when we would burn through more biodiesel and ethanol in the generator and we'd have to offset with some form of carbon sequestration. It was just another complexity to add to the Tree House.

Lamb and Dukie were at home making apple strudel, cheesecakes and citrus tarts for one of the local school fund raisers. Lamb had only just returned from being away for a few days. Dukie was teaching her some trick with baked cheesecakes that she had learnt whilst she was working as a pastry chef in the kitchens of the English royal family a few years before we rescued her. Apparently after six months working there the Queen had asked who was responsible for the lemon tart and of course it was Aussie Duke. Anyway she still makes one batch a year to send to Queen Elizabeth for her birthday.

When we got home from breakfast,Princess Leah and Dukie went out in the uterus to take Daisy and Betty Joe home to the Redneck Trading Post (RTP). I knew we'd catch up with those girls later and wished them luck as they were blindfolded for their journey home.

Honoruru was getting a lift to the ten ways and she'd be heading back into the big smoke to look after some finance stuff for us.

Lamb was busy downstairs drawing up some "specs" for the new still.

I headed inside for another cup of tea and put Wilco "Sky Blue Sky" on at full volume whilst I did a spot of cleaning. "White Light" came on and I sat down and enjoyed it. I'd have to be back at work tomorrow and I just wanted to relax on a Sunday afternoon. Maybe I'd go for a ride as well.

I cleaned for a few hours and started reading Clarissa Dixon Wright's autobiography. Princess and I had picked it up at "Coaldrakes" on Park Rd that morning.

Lamb and I had a coffee and lunch together. We had some of Dukie's lemon tart and it was absolutely stunning as usual.

I told Lamb about Princess Leah's idea of getting air conditioning in the Tree House. She didn't think it would work as the house had too much natural ventilation where we had missing doors and floor boards and other bits. We had built it in a hurry trying to escape the city and the law and we always said we'd finish it but of course we hadn't.

Later that afternoon I was having a Gin and Tonic and Lamb was in the hot tub with a Chambord when we heard a "beep beep beep" like a truck reversing. I couldn't believe it but I looked down and here was Princess Leah in the uterus. Dukie was driving a truck that had "Higgins Insulation" written on the side of it.

I raced downstairs and asked what was going on.

Dukie said that Princess Leah was discussing with all of the girls the need for air conditioning at the Tree House on the way to RTP that morning. Dukie said that it was the wrong way to go as we had to find efficiencies in energy management-not burn more energy and then try and offset it. Betty Joe and Daisy said they knew some people at a company in Brisbane that were fine and treated people real well and so they talked it through.

The girls took back Betty Joe and Daisy via Higgins Insulation and they introduced Princess Leah and Dukie. Dukie started on with this spiel about how insulation was such a good thing as now we were signatories to the Kyoto Protocol we had to find efficiencies and greenhouse gas abatement measures as opposed to offsetting emissions after using air conditioning. In a country like Australia offsetting our emissions with C sequestration meant a heavy reliance on water to grow trees. We just didn't have enough water to feed and cloth ourselves and export and still grow all the trees. Before we knew it they had offered us a load of insulation on a trial basis as long as Dukie would spread that wisdom throughout the jungle.

And they let Dukie and Princess take the truck to get it all back to the Tree House as long as they returned it the next day.

I was proud of Dukie and the way she was thinking about this global problem but acting on a local scale. If everyone thought like Dukie it would be a much better world.

So Lamb and I downed our drinks and started helping to unload all of this insulation. It took us hours.

Princess Leah came upstairs and started cooking us Lamb Souvlaki for dinner. We do love lamb.

We listened to Billy Bragg on the stereo and then had a hot tub and fell into our hammocks. All that moving stuff had us beaten. Another big day for the Tree House and it would get bigger tomorrow as we had to lift all this stuff to the roof. The girls would take the truck back first thing as well.

Goodnight my environmental warriors.

Love always,

Lukie

XXXX

Redneck Trading Post

I could hear Dukie's uterus pull in under the Tree House and I knew that the girls were back. They had been out overnight and all day.

As to what they had been up to I wasn't sure.

Princess Leah ran up the stairs and gave me a quick kiss. I knew that she had been up to something as she walked me away from the stairs and towards the front of the house. Obviously there was something that I wasn't allowed to see. I could also hear that there were more voices than Dukie and Honoruru but I couldn't work out who it was.

Princess made me a cup of tea and we sat down in the front of the Tree House and watched the late afternoon sun. After she was sure I was happy she said "I am just going down to help Duke and Honoruru clean out the uterus".

I could hear lots of heavy lifting going on downstairs and there were a few spanners being thrown with some of Princess' newly invented swear words leaking out. Honoruru told Princess to keep her language down and Princess replied "Ive been working with tradesmen all my life Honoruru". That was the standard excuse.

After two hours of listening to the carrying's on down below Princess Leah and Dukie came running up the stairs. "Hey lukie we have a present for you" screamed Duke. I walked down and there was the most beautiful new stainless steel still under the Tree House. I was absolutely amazed at the size and I knew we'd be getting 2L an hour of pure spirit from this baby. Being all stainless it would be easier to clean and it even had a digital thermometer for more accurate distilling.

"Where did you get this baby from?" I asked incredulously.

"We bought it from the Redneck Trading Post?" said Duke. Obviously the girls hadn't been at Camp Camp at all but were over at RTP sourcing this for me. The banging and clanging and swearing must have been in the setting up of this earlier.

"And look they threw in Betty Joe and Daisy and a rifle and this clay jug thing" said Princess Leah.

I had to admit I didn't even notice Betty Joe and Daisy as I was too busy trying to remember the boiling point of pure pyrethrin. "Oh, hi girls" I said, not wanting to appear disinterested in these scantily clad play things. But please, I had a brand new still with a huge boiler capacity and my mind was going overtime.

I looked at Honoruru and said "this is a good thing but I hope it didn't cost too much."

"It didn't cost too much Lukie as it is a present for you from all of us at the Tree House" she said.

"There will be some fine brews come out of this thing" I said and laughed.

I knew what my next project was immediately. I was going to use this as a prototype for a much bigger version for my new Pyrethrin distillation plant. I could get rid of DDT and all its associated issues. I don't have any issues with my conscience with DDT and human effects- malaria is a far more significant risk than DDT itself- but I was worried about bird populations. I had recently read a paper from the Journal of Science of Food and Agriculture that was very old on the efficacy of various pyrethrin isomers on mosquito larvae and I wanted to get it produced here.

Princess Leah had a few hectares of chrysanthemum flowers planted and we needed to be ready to harvest and start extraction in a month or so.

A methodology for extracting pyrethrin from plants using acetonitrile, removing waxes and impurities and then distilling off the acetonitrile, further extraction of pyrethrin through mineral spirits and distillation of the mineral spirits to leave pure pyrethrin had been published 40 years ago and it was old science. It wasn't used widely in agriculture anymore as natural pyrethrin had been replaced by synthetic pyrethroids due to the natural pyrethrin being subject to rapid photolysis and hence loss of efficacy.

All this was going through my mind at once. I just wanted to do something of some good for a change- not bullshit business worrying and other life crap. I raced over to Honoruru, Princess Leah and Dukie and gave them a kiss. I was going to be a chemist again with this still.

As soon as we had Lamb back with us I'd start designing the new, industrial-scale still.

As we were walking up the stairs Princess Leah asked what we should do with Betty Joe and Daisy. I said they should treat them with some dignity and take them back to RTP in the AM.

I asked them if they'd like to stay at the Tree House just for the night as we were having a big jungle curry. They looked quite astounded at the fact we were treating them so well. I think they'd been used and abused before.

We all sat down for dinner and discussed what was happening within the various tribes of the jungle and who we felt needed some medical aid, clean water, education assistance and what we could do. I had just been invited to join the CSIRO "Scientists in Schools" program and maybe I could work with a jungle tribe. Honoruru was already helping 3 tribes with business plans on trading native foods for medicines. Princess Leah and Duke were always helping the locals on various projects. Princess Leah had just erected a fence to keep some wild dogs out of one village.
Betty Joe and Daisy sat and listened and gave us some insight into what was going on out there. I had a feeling these girls would be good value as mates. There is no way we need more in the Tree House but we'd have them over when we could.

As the night settled in we watched some L Word and then crawled into the hammocks.

The next morning we'd blindfold those babes and send them back to RTP.

Goodnight girls.

Lukie

XXXX

What is going on?

Dukie and Princess Leah were raiding the fridge when I walked in. They both looked at me and had really guilty looks on their faces.

I didn’t say a word but just pretended I wasn’t interested and started making a coffee. “Anyone for coffee this morning?” I asked.

“Um, ah, we are in a bit of a hurry this morning, Lukie” Duke said as she threw another banana into her lunch box.

“Yeah” said Princess Leah. “There is a fair bit of work that needs to be done over in “Camp Camp” she continued.

“Camp Camp” is the place we stay when we are busy fighting on the Western side of the jungle. Camp Camp is over near where the “Bogan” tribe live at “Boganvillea”. We don’t necessarily get along with the Bogans as they think we wear too much Ralph Lauren Polo but they can go phark themselves is my view on that issue.

It had only been a few weeks since we had been at Camp Camp and I was sure that the place was allright. “What can possibly need doing over there?” I asked.

“Well we think the crapper has shat itself” said Princess Leah. My, my she has a way with words.

“Well, sort of sounds like you pair might need to get out for a day or two and fix it” I said. “Maybe you better take some swags with you and stay overnight at Camp if you think it is a big job. Then you won’t be travelling when it is dark or you’re tired”.

Princess Leah jumped up and gave me a kiss.”Thanks Lukie” she said. Princess Leah understands that when she needs to spend quality time with just Dukie I’d be the last person to be offended. That pair are consistently beautiful mates. And consistency is most important.

So the girls packed their swags into the back of the “Uterus”. Dukie had a gorgeous ute that she only took out every now and then – when not in the Postie Van, Miss Whippy, Pantser, Priscilla or on the Beast.

I made them a thermos of coffee and packed some extra lamingtons I had made the day before. I told them the last time I went out past “Boganvillea” I saw heaps of mangoes on the trees. There was also a heap of pineapples near Golden Orb corner. They would all be ready to eat by now and if they got stuck for food they would be right.

Duke and Princess Leah were walking out the door when Honoruru turned up with her swag. Obviously this was planned but I let it go. Honoruru turned to me and asked me if I had any scotch in the Labia. I pulled out 2L of our Tree House single malt and gave it to her.

Dukie, Princess Leah and Honoruru headed off to Camp Camp.

I headed to bed to chill out. I knew that they were up to something really mental. It was fine for Dukie and Princess Leah to be up to something- but when they had Honoruru on their team it was really sooorious. Honoruru had all of our bank account numbers and could put money into things that these turkeys wanted.

Lukie

XXXXX

This goose is now on the talk circuit

"Sooriously..........what the phark?"

This is the kind of arrogance we have had to put up with for eleven years.

Tree House Party

Lamb was on the megaphone and she was in fine form.

"Get your tits into this bus now" she screamed.We loaded 50 blindfolded babes into the bus.It was almost unreal that Princess Leah and Duke had managed to find the "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" bus. This is definitely one story we don't want to hear.

We quickly put Lamb into the her silver flowing gown and installed her on the roof.

The natives took off in Miss Whippy to provide a decoy in case anyone was following us. We could hear "Greensleaves" pumping out through the jungle as we took off.

"That'll phark 'em" said Duke as we drove off. Duke was our bus driver today.

Dukie had the bus sideways through every corner to the Tree House. Princess Leah screamed out "the first time I drove this I had it doing 7000 RPM and redlining it in 1st gear". This only drove Dukie on to greater things out of competition and the ride was fast and furious.

We made it back to the Tree House and told everyone to keep their blindfolds on until they got out the back. It wasn't that we cared if they saw the Tree House now, but we were just having fun playing with everyone.

It was 2PM and it was official "Legs Open" time. Everyone took off their blindfolds and I jumped in and started serving. The gin was going off. It was a particularly nasty brew and some of the junior lesbians were struggling.

I decided to let Dukie and Princess Leah take over "Legs" and I would go over to see Cap'n Dyke and the girls. I called to the Princess and she came over with Margo's chaps over her bikini. What had gone on there to facilitate that sharing I didn't want to know.

After an hr or so of drinking we rolled out the Karaoke machine.

Lamb and her junior lesbians all got up and sang "If I could turn back time" by Cher. Some of the girls from the Parallel Universe sang "Advance Australia Fair". Cool. Princess Leah sang "Sunsets" by Powderfinger for me.

Then Cap'n Dyke, Margo, Starr Ann and Lori got up and sang " You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC. This is our theme song and they must have learnt it for us. We jumped up after the first verse and the eight of us went crazy together. They sang the more correct version of "American Thighs" whilst we sang "Aussie Thighs".

This was turning into a big day indeed. We had thrown some of the junior lesbians back into the bus as they were terribly wasted. We were going to have to slow this down if any of them were going to be a part of the "horizontal sack races" we had planned for later.

Just as we were about to get another round of Karaoke going, Honoruru burst through the door.
"Holy phark and thanks for the help, you lot" she screamed as she went straight to the bar.

We all stopped as she said "Campbell Newman might have been giving you the key to the city but at the same time the council CEO, Jude Munro, was giving me a bill for $10M for damage caused by the Pantser to BCC infrastructure last week". Honoruru had been busy all day negotiating with Brisbane City Council.

I told her not to worry about it. We had fans across every large business in Australia and we made alot of money for Queensland and Brisbane and they'd support us. We'd just invite Jude to the Tree House one night for dinner. I was too tired to be bothered worrying- even though it had obviously been a big afternoon for Honoruru.

I told Honoruru to go down to the "Casting Couch"and she could start interviewing babes to share her hammock tonight. They were all lined up and had been waiting for her for hours as her reputation as a lover was widely known. That is why we could never let Honoruru come in a fight with us- it would ruin her "lover, not a fighter" reputation.

"Wai, hurro dare radies" I heard her say as she sat down on the Casting Couch to start her interviews.

I was busy with the prawns on the BBQ whilst I heard some turbines whirring into action underneath. Holy shit I knew what was going on.

I dropped the tongs and ran down the stairs.

Just as I did this the Pantser leapt into action. Cap'n Dyke and Lamb were straddling the gun on the front, Margo and Starr Ann were on the back holding on for dear life and Dukie had Lori on the back of the Beast doing "fishies" in the gravel in front and smoking it up a storm. Lori looked good in a pair of Duke's aviator glasses and leathers.

I let them go and returned to the BBQ.

After 2 hrs I could hear "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen as they came up through the jungle. Dukie came roaring in first and then Princess Leah parked the Pantser.

Margo said "that was the most amazing thing I've ever done in my life" as she climbed up the Tree House stairs. Starr Ann and Lori were just speechless.

I looked down the stairs and Cap'n Dyke and Lamb were crawling up the stairs with their legs crossed. I looked at Princess Leah and she said "Lamb wanted me to fire the gun. I swear Lukie I didn't want too, but they begged me."

This was Lambs favourite thing. Straddling the gun whilst Princess Leah fired it.

Dukie recounted how after they fired the first missile Cap'n Dyke was hanging upside down on the gun like an orangutan, moaning for 5 minutes. I think Margo might have thought that was the most amazing thing she'd ever experienced, but Cap'n Dyke certainly would as well if she could talk enough to tell us. Apparently Princess fired it 3 times. Even that was a record for Lamb and we were going to have to get her therapy for this. Like an addict, when will enough ever be enough?

We danced to Kylie Minogue and a heap of others for 4 hrs. Cap'n Dyke and Lamb didn't move much at all actually.

At about midnight and under the cover of darkness Duke took all the local babes back to the "ten ways". The villagers took them in Miss Whippy back to the Parallel Universe.

We had ten hammocks lined up on the Tree House back deck.

Princess Leah said "are we going to do the horizontal sack races tonight Lukie?"

I started to say that I was too tired when Lamb cut in with "That is all so boring as Luke always comes first". Dukie added "she comes first, second, third, fourth and fifth to be more precise".

Our girls from the US of A obviously got the joke as they were all laughing. We'd take them back to th"Mound in the morning. Right now we needed sleep.

Goodnight girls and thanks for coming. Again and again and again.

Lukie

XXXX

Key to the City

We were waiting just inside the "ten ways" until Maverick and Goose flew over. After that we'd know it was safe to start heading into town.

Princess Leah was driving "Miss Whippy". Princess had her bikini and jungle boots on and an Australia flag cape tied around her neck. Lamb was on the roof in her leather pants,boots and only a bra on top. She had her Italian flag draped over her back like a cape. Of course the AK-47 was over the shoulder and she had her megaphone as well. Dukie had her bike leathers on and was in the back fixing the ice cream machine that seemed to break down frequently. I was looking hot in my camouflage shirt, shorts and Aussie green and yellow thongs. My Luke Skywalker hair was in fine form hanging over my Australia peak cap.

Maverick and Goose flew over and "flaps up girls, you're clear for take-off" came over the radio. We were out on the road, Greensleaves was pumping and the perfect Queensland sun was shining on us. A few clouds indicated we may be experiencing a tropical storm late in the afternoon but by then we'd be back in the Tree House.

The plan was we would drive down Albert St and turn left into Queen St and drive through the crowd lining the streets and then to Eagle St Pier where we would presented with the key to Brisvegas by Captain Bligh (Premier of the Republic of Queensland) and Campbell Newman.

We drove down Albert and turned into Queen St.

"Holy phark, are you sooorioous?" screamed Lamb from the rooftop of Miss Whippy as she looked down Queen St. There were at least 200,000 people in the streets according to my guesstimate. We drove slowly through town and there were streamers and shit flying everywhere.We stopped to give all the kids an ice-cream and it took hours to get to Eagle St but we were having fun.

I knew we had to keep a lookout for Cap'n Dyke and Margo's crew but I thought we'd find them in the Mighty River at Eagle St. We had a secret password sorted with them in case we didn't recognise them.

We eventually made it to Eagle St Pier. Princess Leah had the ice cream van sideways into Eagle St. We came to a thudding halt and fell out to a thundering round of applause. We jumped up to shake hands on the podium with Campbell "Cando" Newman and Captain Bligh. Through the restaurants and bars I could see a magnificent ship and I knew that meant Cap'n Dyke and all were here somewhere. WOO HOO!! It was gonna go off.

Campbell "Cando" gave a great speech about what we had done for tourism and putting Brisbane on the map. Captain Bligh said a heap of cool things as well about environmentally sustainable development in Queensland and how we were leading the pack.

None of us really wanted to give a speech but Lamb said she would. Of course she couldn't use the conventional microphone that everyone else had. Lamb stood on top of Miss Whippy with her megaphone.

She spoke in Italian first and we nearly pissed ourselves laughing as she went on. I managed to find Rocky in the crowd and could see she understood and was laughing hyserically.

When Lamb spoke in English she said:

"I never coulda dreamed when I left Italy 37 years ago, just after being borned I woulda be this famous. I did know, however, that my beauty would be used for World Peace somehow".

"We at the Tree House sooriously believe that Land Rights for Gay Whales is a cause worth fighting for".

"Now the Parallel Universe will be goin' off very soon and we expect to see all of youse there".

I was laughing my arse off. Where did she get "Gay Rights for Land Whales" from? Fighting Japanese whalers was one thing, respecting native title another, and even being gay- but land rights for gay whales really took the cake. And where on earth did the "World Peace" thing come from? Miss Jungle was now thinking she was Miss America.

Anyway so we jumped into Miss Whippy and took off to the Parallel Universe. There were 2000 people dressed as Luke Skywalker, Princess Leah, Duke and every lesbian under the age of 25 was dressed as Lamb with her Cher outfit on. Exactly what Lamb wanted. They had all heard Lamb was in charge of choosing guests for the Tree House party later on and they were sucking up for a ticket. They'd be sucking up later and they had better be careful what they wished for.

I told the girls to look out for Cap'n Dyke in her pirate kit and the girls in chaps.

After a few bevvies Lamb ran over and said "soooriously I thank Cap'n just waltzed in to the Inferno Bar. I sent Princess Leah to check if it was her. We agreed through the net that we had a secret password to confirm who we were. With so many babes dressed as us, they could get chatted up and taken home by anyone.

Princess Leah walked up and said in her best British military accent "I think you are absolutely gorgeous and I'd like to stick it you".

The Cap'n replied "Really, you'd like to give me a jolly good rodgering?".

Princess Leah knew she had the real deal on her hands.

We all met and ordered a new round of Gin and Tonic and some good Pirate XO.

Just as we were laughing our arses off and exchanging some fabulous stories Maverick came up and started trying to chat up Lori from Hahn at Home. This kind of thing made me sick that Mav couldnt just come out as gay and was always trying to prove he wasn't with his "naval aviator" story.

Then he started with his big scientology blast. Lamb jumped in and said "sooriously Mav, you are gonna have to pull your head in. You know these girls all belong to the Church of the Born Again Lesbians ".

Maverick just couldnt let it be and he hated that Lamb was head of the BAL church.

Lamb was the Dalai Lamba, a 5 star lesbian who was annointed as the head of the Lesbian church. She was carried out of Italy by a bunch of lesbians at a very young age when the Catholic Church found out they had her in their country. She was in imminent danger of being drowned or held captive and they wrapped her and carted her to Australia. This is why Lamb is so independent and such a fighter with high gay morals. And all gay morals are high.

I know when this religious shit starts it is time to get out of here. I told Dukie and Princess Leah to get Lamb under control and get us all into Miss Whippy. First of all Cap'n Dyke and her crowd got into Miss Whippy then we packed another 40 babes in. Mav and Goose gave us cover and we headed back to the "ten ways". We did this all quietly and people were not even aware of what we had done. We had a secret exit from the Parallel Universe that the managers let us use.

When we got there we had to transfer to new Transport. Lamb and I still had no idea what we were getting into. Duke jumped out of the front of Miss Whippy at the "ten ways" and ran into the bush. Princess Leah, Duke and I started blindfolding the babes.

We had everyone lined up and Duke came around the corner in the new Transport.

"Holy Phark" I thought. Lamb nearly fell over laughing.

Duke got out and the four of us had high-fives all round and started packing the blindfolded babes into the bus.

We didn't have Honoruru with us and I didn't know where she was but knew she'd find her way when she could.

o