"Pharkn phark phark phark, pharkn phark" screeched Princess Leah from her little hammock at 5.30AM. She was sooriously happy to be going back into the Tropical jungle to do some vegetation management.
I told her to get outta her hammock and get moving as she couldn't lay around thinking all day- that is my job.
She let spray with some of those newly invented swear words. I told her it was allright as she had been working with tradesmen all her life and I understood. Phark I love her.
Princess Leah got up and ironed her jungle bikini and put on her boots and had some breakfast. Dukie and Lamb were still sleeping waiting for their arms to heal from moving all the Higgins insulation. They still had another day of putting this in the roof.
It was so nice that Princess made me a cup of tea before she left. She is more than slightly deluded in thinking that I would have found that enough to get out of bed and start work at 6AM. I had some anyway and then rolled over and started that dream again.
Lamb and Dukie eventually got out of their hammocks and started moving the insulation up to the roof. They were very happy to be doing it together and so I just left them to it.
I worked all day on the integration of some Carbon models into our Tree House technologies whilst starting some new sales. "Adam Ant" is our Chief Technology Officer for the Tree House and he was over working to make sure that our optical fibre cable was pumping electrons at the correct rate. Adam Ant got the name because he is only 6ft tall (and alot more actually). He also is a partner in Tree House Technologies because he has a brain that defies description. He can do anything- including make great coffee.
We discussed the commercialisation of the C model from one of our partners with a group in Sydney and we knew we were onto a winner. It was a huge day with Adam Ant also doing more work on the spatial capabilities for our defence work. If only we stopped to think about how well we were doing and how clever we were instead of the constant fight to survive with cashflow. We will make it.
Lamb was in at engineering work after finishing the insulation installation in the roof and Dukie took the truck back to Higgins.
Everyone is working so hard and it is even more difficult as the jungle is one big wet thick mess at this time of the year. At least I love this jungle heat and humidity. Sometimes it makes it hard to keep your pants on when you're this wet but I am just managing it.
Princess came home in her vehicle, a 4WD that we use as the Pantser training vehicle. I have been doing a bit of driving lately and I am sure that the girls will let me drive the Pantser in a real battle soon.
Anyway when Princess came home she saw Adam Ant and I in a deep conversation saving the world and took off to get some food. She went out with the rifle we got with the still and came back with a pig and a 6-pack of Corona. "Pork for dinner, Lukie. Do you want to stay for dinner Adam Ant?" she screamed as she dragged a bleeding, squealing pig through the Tree House. Another shot went off on the deck and I knew the pig was dead and we'd be having pork chops for dinner. It wasn't suprising that Adam Ant didn't want to stay. A heap of lesbians is one thing for a man. A heap of lesbians with firearms and dead pigs is another. Adam Ant said "Princess you need to be on the Bacon Busters calendar we get every year".

We have the Bacon Busters calendar on the back of the toilet door and it is feral. Princess Leah is much too classy , intelligent and gorgeous for that but the joke was funny.
Adam Ant left and Lamb and Dukie arrived home.
We sat around and planned for the BBQ in a few days when Honoruru was turning up and listened to some very old "Counting Crows" music and then had showers and turned into the hammocks for the night.
I just love this jungle heat and humidity. The air was so still and we had no breeze at all. It is like living in soup at this time of the year. I might have to take my pants off .
"Who wants to do the horizontal sack race" I screamed laughing to myself.
Goodnight Girls,
Lukie
XXX
I told her to get outta her hammock and get moving as she couldn't lay around thinking all day- that is my job.
She let spray with some of those newly invented swear words. I told her it was allright as she had been working with tradesmen all her life and I understood. Phark I love her.
Princess Leah got up and ironed her jungle bikini and put on her boots and had some breakfast. Dukie and Lamb were still sleeping waiting for their arms to heal from moving all the Higgins insulation. They still had another day of putting this in the roof.
It was so nice that Princess made me a cup of tea before she left. She is more than slightly deluded in thinking that I would have found that enough to get out of bed and start work at 6AM. I had some anyway and then rolled over and started that dream again.
Lamb and Dukie eventually got out of their hammocks and started moving the insulation up to the roof. They were very happy to be doing it together and so I just left them to it.
I worked all day on the integration of some Carbon models into our Tree House technologies whilst starting some new sales. "Adam Ant" is our Chief Technology Officer for the Tree House and he was over working to make sure that our optical fibre cable was pumping electrons at the correct rate. Adam Ant got the name because he is only 6ft tall (and alot more actually). He also is a partner in Tree House Technologies because he has a brain that defies description. He can do anything- including make great coffee.
We discussed the commercialisation of the C model from one of our partners with a group in Sydney and we knew we were onto a winner. It was a huge day with Adam Ant also doing more work on the spatial capabilities for our defence work. If only we stopped to think about how well we were doing and how clever we were instead of the constant fight to survive with cashflow. We will make it.
Lamb was in at engineering work after finishing the insulation installation in the roof and Dukie took the truck back to Higgins.
Everyone is working so hard and it is even more difficult as the jungle is one big wet thick mess at this time of the year. At least I love this jungle heat and humidity. Sometimes it makes it hard to keep your pants on when you're this wet but I am just managing it.
Princess came home in her vehicle, a 4WD that we use as the Pantser training vehicle. I have been doing a bit of driving lately and I am sure that the girls will let me drive the Pantser in a real battle soon.
Anyway when Princess came home she saw Adam Ant and I in a deep conversation saving the world and took off to get some food. She went out with the rifle we got with the still and came back with a pig and a 6-pack of Corona. "Pork for dinner, Lukie. Do you want to stay for dinner Adam Ant?" she screamed as she dragged a bleeding, squealing pig through the Tree House. Another shot went off on the deck and I knew the pig was dead and we'd be having pork chops for dinner. It wasn't suprising that Adam Ant didn't want to stay. A heap of lesbians is one thing for a man. A heap of lesbians with firearms and dead pigs is another. Adam Ant said "Princess you need to be on the Bacon Busters calendar we get every year".
We have the Bacon Busters calendar on the back of the toilet door and it is feral. Princess Leah is much too classy , intelligent and gorgeous for that but the joke was funny.
Adam Ant left and Lamb and Dukie arrived home.
We sat around and planned for the BBQ in a few days when Honoruru was turning up and listened to some very old "Counting Crows" music and then had showers and turned into the hammocks for the night.
I just love this jungle heat and humidity. The air was so still and we had no breeze at all. It is like living in soup at this time of the year. I might have to take my pants off .
"Who wants to do the horizontal sack race" I screamed laughing to myself.
Goodnight Girls,
Lukie
XXX
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You rock Princess.
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