What is going on?

Dukie and Princess Leah were raiding the fridge when I walked in. They both looked at me and had really guilty looks on their faces.

I didn’t say a word but just pretended I wasn’t interested and started making a coffee. “Anyone for coffee this morning?” I asked.

“Um, ah, we are in a bit of a hurry this morning, Lukie” Duke said as she threw another banana into her lunch box.

“Yeah” said Princess Leah. “There is a fair bit of work that needs to be done over in “Camp Camp” she continued.

“Camp Camp” is the place we stay when we are busy fighting on the Western side of the jungle. Camp Camp is over near where the “Bogan” tribe live at “Boganvillea”. We don’t necessarily get along with the Bogans as they think we wear too much Ralph Lauren Polo but they can go phark themselves is my view on that issue.

It had only been a few weeks since we had been at Camp Camp and I was sure that the place was allright. “What can possibly need doing over there?” I asked.

“Well we think the crapper has shat itself” said Princess Leah. My, my she has a way with words.

“Well, sort of sounds like you pair might need to get out for a day or two and fix it” I said. “Maybe you better take some swags with you and stay overnight at Camp if you think it is a big job. Then you won’t be travelling when it is dark or you’re tired”.

Princess Leah jumped up and gave me a kiss.”Thanks Lukie” she said. Princess Leah understands that when she needs to spend quality time with just Dukie I’d be the last person to be offended. That pair are consistently beautiful mates. And consistency is most important.

So the girls packed their swags into the back of the “Uterus”. Dukie had a gorgeous ute that she only took out every now and then – when not in the Postie Van, Miss Whippy, Pantser, Priscilla or on the Beast.

I made them a thermos of coffee and packed some extra lamingtons I had made the day before. I told them the last time I went out past “Boganvillea” I saw heaps of mangoes on the trees. There was also a heap of pineapples near Golden Orb corner. They would all be ready to eat by now and if they got stuck for food they would be right.

Duke and Princess Leah were walking out the door when Honoruru turned up with her swag. Obviously this was planned but I let it go. Honoruru turned to me and asked me if I had any scotch in the Labia. I pulled out 2L of our Tree House single malt and gave it to her.

Dukie, Princess Leah and Honoruru headed off to Camp Camp.

I headed to bed to chill out. I knew that they were up to something really mental. It was fine for Dukie and Princess Leah to be up to something- but when they had Honoruru on their team it was really sooorious. Honoruru had all of our bank account numbers and could put money into things that these turkeys wanted.

Lukie

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