"Oh that's pharkn soooriously ridiculous Dukie" I heard Princess Leah say to Dukie.
I was in the kitchen and through the windows onto the back deck I could hear they were having a heated discussion.
Next thing, without warning, Dukie jumped out of her hammock and grabbed the Princess in a headlock. I ran outside and pulled Dukie off Princess Leah and pulled them apart.
"I'll pharkn show you ridiculous jungle bikini, just you wait" Dukie screamed as I struggled to hold her back. Dukie's aviator helmet and glasses were all crooked on her head and made her hair look bad. Bad Hair Day is not a good look for Dukie.
I told them to settle down as Lamb and Honoruru would be home soon after a hard day in town and none of us needed aggressive behaviour in the Tree House. Apparently Dukie had suggested that we should put Lukie Skywalker up for Prime Minister at the next federal parliamentary elections.
I couldn't believe what they were arguing about. I had already been offered a job with the United Nations and I rejected it as it was too much and I certainly couldn't take on another job anywhere as I was too busy. The banks had another go at us today and I had that under control but all of my focus was on looking after Tree House Technologies.
I went to the fridge and got us a six pack of 4046 Squadron beer and we sat on the back deck waiting for the sunset. Dukie discussed the logic of her proposal and I suggested why it wouldn't work. Princess Leah had taken up my domestic duties in the Tree House. Camilla was supposed to do this but she had become more involved in the lesbian zoo operations and we couldn't expect much more of her. I couldn't become the Prime Minister of this vast land and expect everyone else to do my jobs. Princess Leah agreed.
Dukie was doing her best to support her initial suggestion when Princess Leah came up with a compromise position. "I know Dukie, lets get a job sharing thing happening" she said. It sounded a perfect solution to me. Dukie smiled.
"Princess this life is all about compromise and when we are faced with a problem we need to talk it through and not resort to violence and anger" she said. Princess Leah looked at me with incredulous surprise. It was Dukie after all that had The Princess in a headlock. I just smiled and let it go. You will win any argument if you don't care who takes the credit is my motto in business.
So we downed a few more 4064 Squadron beers and discussed how we'd do it. We didn't want to take on the Labor Party but we wanted to keep the bastards honest. Sounds alot like why Don Chipp started the Democrats. RIP Don Chipp.
I suggested we stick with The Princess' idea of sharing the top job. Everyone wants to be on top. Well not in our world but they let it go.
We would form a group of people that would be "The Tree House Party for Organised Chaos and Social Equality". The only thing Dukie and Princess Leah wanted was that it would be legal to go shopping in a Panster. We decided then they would share the Ministry of Transport. I also thought it would be best if they shared Ministry of Infrastructure as that would let them see the damage their ridiculous Pantser shopping proposal would do and they'd be directly accountable for it.
Lamb and Honoruru arrived home and we discussed our plan with them. Honoruru and Lamb were both worried about our work load. We were increasingly being asked to open statues, buildings, beer and milk bottles and envelopes. It was taking its toll on everyone. In addition, we were supporting so many of the business ventures of the natives with planning and advice.Princess Leah had taken on management of a local floriculture business in addition to all her usual horticulture, cropping for biodiesel, insecticide and food and Dukie was a race official at all of the V8 Supercar rounds across the country. Occasionally Dukie had to jump in and drive as well. We were flat out. Literally in the case of Dukie.
Duke explained how it would work as we would all have duties but the Prime Minister's role would alternate with our ministerial duties. We pulled out the Gannt chart and decided we could do it.
So we are starting a new political party. "The Tree House Party for Organised Chaos and Social Equality" is born.
Dukie and Princess Leah will be jointly Ministers for Transport and Infrastructure.
Lamb will be Minister for Defence.
Honoruru is "Minister for All Things Mathematical" which includes Finance, Treasury and beer production.
Lamb is "Minister for Defence".
Princess Leah will look after Agriculture as well and Dukie will help her with that with "Gluten Free Agriculture". Dr Camilla Dolittle will help with that as well with the animal production side.
I didn't really know what to do as I never do much anyway. Dukie suggested I should be "Minister for Technology and Communications" and I said yes but I'd delegate that to Adam Ant anyway. That is our big problem- I don't really do anything but delegate.
So Honoruru came up with "Minister for Delegating Jobs That Are Too Hard" for me. I agreed that I'd take that on.
In order to fill all of the positions we will have to invite new people.
We need to put out applications but I expect that Long Hop will be our "Minister for Sport". Rocky will be our "Minister for Immigration". Bella will be "Minister for Surveillance and Counter-Terrorism" although she is really pathetic at all of this.
Applications will be published in the "Viberator" and "Jungle Juice".
"Holy phark news travels fast" screamed Princess Leah. We are only discussing this just now and Dukie just got e-mails from both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama saying they'd come and join us if they could. Well things are so tight over there that maybe they are both wanting a backup job.
Bella was on the Telegraph Cucumber and a good friend of mine, "Blondie", wanted to support us. Blondie is a nurse and lectures on nursing and we decided then and there she could be "Minister for Health".
I can't keep up with everyone that wants to join the Tree House. Honoruru pitched in with the fact she had an e-mail today from the producers from "Boobwatch" in the US and they wanted to come and join us. Well if that is what happens it is fine.
I was in the kitchen and through the windows onto the back deck I could hear they were having a heated discussion.
Next thing, without warning, Dukie jumped out of her hammock and grabbed the Princess in a headlock. I ran outside and pulled Dukie off Princess Leah and pulled them apart.
"I'll pharkn show you ridiculous jungle bikini, just you wait" Dukie screamed as I struggled to hold her back. Dukie's aviator helmet and glasses were all crooked on her head and made her hair look bad. Bad Hair Day is not a good look for Dukie.
I told them to settle down as Lamb and Honoruru would be home soon after a hard day in town and none of us needed aggressive behaviour in the Tree House. Apparently Dukie had suggested that we should put Lukie Skywalker up for Prime Minister at the next federal parliamentary elections.
I couldn't believe what they were arguing about. I had already been offered a job with the United Nations and I rejected it as it was too much and I certainly couldn't take on another job anywhere as I was too busy. The banks had another go at us today and I had that under control but all of my focus was on looking after Tree House Technologies.
I went to the fridge and got us a six pack of 4046 Squadron beer and we sat on the back deck waiting for the sunset. Dukie discussed the logic of her proposal and I suggested why it wouldn't work. Princess Leah had taken up my domestic duties in the Tree House. Camilla was supposed to do this but she had become more involved in the lesbian zoo operations and we couldn't expect much more of her. I couldn't become the Prime Minister of this vast land and expect everyone else to do my jobs. Princess Leah agreed.
Dukie was doing her best to support her initial suggestion when Princess Leah came up with a compromise position. "I know Dukie, lets get a job sharing thing happening" she said. It sounded a perfect solution to me. Dukie smiled.
"Princess this life is all about compromise and when we are faced with a problem we need to talk it through and not resort to violence and anger" she said. Princess Leah looked at me with incredulous surprise. It was Dukie after all that had The Princess in a headlock. I just smiled and let it go. You will win any argument if you don't care who takes the credit is my motto in business.
So we downed a few more 4064 Squadron beers and discussed how we'd do it. We didn't want to take on the Labor Party but we wanted to keep the bastards honest. Sounds alot like why Don Chipp started the Democrats. RIP Don Chipp.
I suggested we stick with The Princess' idea of sharing the top job. Everyone wants to be on top. Well not in our world but they let it go.
We would form a group of people that would be "The Tree House Party for Organised Chaos and Social Equality". The only thing Dukie and Princess Leah wanted was that it would be legal to go shopping in a Panster. We decided then they would share the Ministry of Transport. I also thought it would be best if they shared Ministry of Infrastructure as that would let them see the damage their ridiculous Pantser shopping proposal would do and they'd be directly accountable for it.
Lamb and Honoruru arrived home and we discussed our plan with them. Honoruru and Lamb were both worried about our work load. We were increasingly being asked to open statues, buildings, beer and milk bottles and envelopes. It was taking its toll on everyone. In addition, we were supporting so many of the business ventures of the natives with planning and advice.Princess Leah had taken on management of a local floriculture business in addition to all her usual horticulture, cropping for biodiesel, insecticide and food and Dukie was a race official at all of the V8 Supercar rounds across the country. Occasionally Dukie had to jump in and drive as well. We were flat out. Literally in the case of Dukie.
Duke explained how it would work as we would all have duties but the Prime Minister's role would alternate with our ministerial duties. We pulled out the Gannt chart and decided we could do it.
So we are starting a new political party. "The Tree House Party for Organised Chaos and Social Equality" is born.
Dukie and Princess Leah will be jointly Ministers for Transport and Infrastructure.
Lamb will be Minister for Defence.
Honoruru is "Minister for All Things Mathematical" which includes Finance, Treasury and beer production.
Lamb is "Minister for Defence".
Princess Leah will look after Agriculture as well and Dukie will help her with that with "Gluten Free Agriculture". Dr Camilla Dolittle will help with that as well with the animal production side.
I didn't really know what to do as I never do much anyway. Dukie suggested I should be "Minister for Technology and Communications" and I said yes but I'd delegate that to Adam Ant anyway. That is our big problem- I don't really do anything but delegate.
So Honoruru came up with "Minister for Delegating Jobs That Are Too Hard" for me. I agreed that I'd take that on.
In order to fill all of the positions we will have to invite new people.
We need to put out applications but I expect that Long Hop will be our "Minister for Sport". Rocky will be our "Minister for Immigration". Bella will be "Minister for Surveillance and Counter-Terrorism" although she is really pathetic at all of this.
Applications will be published in the "Viberator" and "Jungle Juice".
"Holy phark news travels fast" screamed Princess Leah. We are only discussing this just now and Dukie just got e-mails from both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama saying they'd come and join us if they could. Well things are so tight over there that maybe they are both wanting a backup job.
Bella was on the Telegraph Cucumber and a good friend of mine, "Blondie", wanted to support us. Blondie is a nurse and lectures on nursing and we decided then and there she could be "Minister for Health".
I can't keep up with everyone that wants to join the Tree House. Honoruru pitched in with the fact she had an e-mail today from the producers from "Boobwatch" in the US and they wanted to come and join us. Well if that is what happens it is fine.
We sat on the back deck and listened to "Bright Eyes" and his "Cassadaga" album. Who knows what is for dinner and I don't care.
Good one girls and see you soon,
Lukie S Walker.
XXXX
Good one girls and see you soon,
Lukie S Walker.
XXXX
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