4064 Squadron: Blondie Joins the Tree House

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Blondie Joins the Tree House

Welcome to Blondie as our new Tree House Party member. I know it is hard but you will need to look after all of our injuries. I will be your Doctor at anytime and can supervise. You will be Minister for Health when we win government.

You are so gorgeous.

Lukie.

The Cast

Luke Skywalker - Leader of the infamous 4064 Squadron of guerrilla fighters. Has a PhD in chemistry and provides DDT at cost price to local villagers to ward off malaria carrying insects.

Princess Leah- Chief Horticulturalist. Throws flames from her flame thrower into the dense jungles clearing the way for 4064 to advance.

Agnello- "Lamb"- Found outside the Chinese Quarter in a coffee raid several years ago. Real name Lamborghini. Speaks English as a second language. Camp engineer.

The Duke- Responsible for waking the camp every AM with a rendition of "You Shook Me All Night Long". Rides motorbikes into dangerous territory with little fear for her own safety.

The Treehouse- Home for the girls when not out fightin' the enemy or at secret camps in the jungle.

The Enemy- Changes daily and too many to list. Mostly anyone with little feeling for their fellow humans.

Bella- Infamous Coffee Barista informant that notifies us of enemy movements and hot babes on the streets. Works at "The Flat White".

Honoruru- Accountant for the Tree House. Only person who knows our location. Has short fingers because of use of calcurator.

Brains Trust- Major players in the war upon themselves. Live at the Parallel Universe.

Parallel Universe- The local jungle bar. Hanging lanterns and music that varies according to whether 4064 are in town or not.

PC's- Local tribe of natives . Live in the treehouse and piss us off no end when we get home and they've been there uninvited. PC's is the abbreviation for "possum cunts". No respect has been earnt and none will ever be granted.

Dukes 4064 Anthem

AC/DC
Back in Black (1980)
You Shook Me All Night Long

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those Aussie thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -

Shook me all night long

Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
She wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -

Shook me all night long

4064 Squadron

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Blondie Joins the Tree House

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