THE ADVENTURES OF THE BRISBANE LESBIANS CRUSADING FOR GOOD AND JUSTICE IN THE EVIL WORLD OF JUNGLE WARFARE

Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Valley of Happiness



"Pharkn phark phark pharkn phark" I screamed as I entered the Tree House from the front steps."I am so happy. It is like I live in the valley of happiness right now" I continued.

Princess Leah looked at me and smiled that very wicked little smile. Princess knows that I am a chemist by trade and I understand chemical reactions but this is one I have no idea about. It is like I have about 7 trillion extra serotonin explosions happening in my brain every second.And that is really good because my serotonin levels are generally soooriously low.

Dukie walked out and said "what is all that swearing about Lukie?". I told her I was just feeling very happy right now. This is a massive change from where Ive been in the last few weeks and she understands how big a deal this is for me.

"Well good for pharkn you!" she shouted over the top of Ben Lee belting out something about being in love from his "Awake is the New Sleep" album.

Dukie and Princess Leah had invited Baby to be in the Tree House Challenge. This was cool with me although we'd probably have to pull it up there as I knew there was one special guest coming and then we'd have a full field. Apparently Dukie and Princess Leah had found another car and desperately wanted it to be in the race so they bought it home. The car they found was a Torana SLR 5000. All hotted up and ready to go. These are collectors items now and once again, the trick is don't ask where they got it from or how.






We heard that MacGyver and James Bond were still in town looking for us and Boss Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard was here as well. Boss Hogg didn't pose any threat to us. A couple of weeks ago we had Daisy given to us with our still from over at the Redneck Trading Post. We didn't realise it but she is actually Daisy Duke. She had sent an email over to Bo and Luke and they had come over for the race as well. This years race is going to be bigger than ever.


I raced downstairs and started to get my stuff ready for the big race. I knew Dukie and Princess Leah would be calling the race start when they felt they were ready but I was pumped up and wanted to win. I had bought everyone new helmets this year on the web and I put mine on whilst I worked on the VW. I wanted to get into the mood.

Dukie won't wear a helmet as she will have her usual aviator helmet and glasses on. She truly has no fear.

I looked at the VW and decided that tomorrow Matt and Adam would be at the Tree House and we'd kick arse putting a new engine in the VW whilst we were supposed to be working on IT stuff.

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