"Lukie, tell me Dukie and Princess Leah haven't been up to no good" said Bella straight away as I picked up the new Telegraph Cucumber. Lamb had smashed the old one at cricket practice with Princess Leah.
"Whoa back, Bella" I said as I tried to work out what was sending her into such a flap.
I had just finished watching a news flash about Brisbane City Council and I was sure it wasn't the girls. Apparently someone had broke into the tunnel development that was going to take cars from the North to the South without going through the city. Whoever had broken in had reprogrammed the machines to start heading to the West and back underneath the jungle. The tunnel was almost at the "Ten Ways". One of the original exits was behind the Parallel Universe and the theory was that we wanted a quick entry and exit to the Parallel Universe and so the girls had commandeered the drilling machines to make that happen.
I told Bella I'd wait until the girls got home before getting too worried. I hung up and knew straight away it was the Tree Housers on the loose again.
"Whoa back, Bella" I said as I tried to work out what was sending her into such a flap.
I had just finished watching a news flash about Brisbane City Council and I was sure it wasn't the girls. Apparently someone had broke into the tunnel development that was going to take cars from the North to the South without going through the city. Whoever had broken in had reprogrammed the machines to start heading to the West and back underneath the jungle. The tunnel was almost at the "Ten Ways". One of the original exits was behind the Parallel Universe and the theory was that we wanted a quick entry and exit to the Parallel Universe and so the girls had commandeered the drilling machines to make that happen.
I told Bella I'd wait until the girls got home before getting too worried. I hung up and knew straight away it was the Tree Housers on the loose again.
I heard and then saw a big Huey helicopter fly over and I knew that was Bella was saying was true. They obviously thought we were involved and were now hunting for us.
I had no idea where any of the girls were but I'd wait for them to get home and interroate them. I opened a beer and sat on the deck and watched the sunset and thought about all of this. It was very sooorious and I hoped it wasn't true.
Next thing Dukie and Lamb and Princess ran in and closed the bathroom door behind them without saying hello. I barged in and here they were in overalls, covered in dust, with safety glasses still on, steel cap boots and laughing hysterically.
"What the phark?" I started in a very angry tone.
"Honestly Lukie we didn't do it. What? We didn't do nuffink" said Princes Leah in her best "Im an innocent child caught up in someone else's mess" impersonation.
"Do you realise how soorious this is?" I asked.
I walked out and slammed the door and let them have a shower. They crawled out later and started making dinner.
Lamb started the conversation with "It was ridiculously easy Lukie and we thought it was the best thing to do for all of the people who live west of the jungle.This really is a sooorious benefit to the community. I just had to reprogram a few machines and Dukie and Princess drove it. We honestly didn't think anyone would notice".
I started to talk again when Princess Leah screamed out "and there are no better tunnelers than Lesbians, Lukie". These girls had managed to achieve in one day what would have taken 100 men a year.
I couldn't argue with that one.
I decided that we'd have a few beers and then a sleep and then we'd decide what to do in the morning. These girls had so much good in them we just had to get them phocused.
PHOCUS YOU PHARKERS.
Lukie
I had no idea where any of the girls were but I'd wait for them to get home and interroate them. I opened a beer and sat on the deck and watched the sunset and thought about all of this. It was very sooorious and I hoped it wasn't true.
Next thing Dukie and Lamb and Princess ran in and closed the bathroom door behind them without saying hello. I barged in and here they were in overalls, covered in dust, with safety glasses still on, steel cap boots and laughing hysterically.
"What the phark?" I started in a very angry tone.
"Honestly Lukie we didn't do it. What? We didn't do nuffink" said Princes Leah in her best "Im an innocent child caught up in someone else's mess" impersonation.
"Do you realise how soorious this is?" I asked.
I walked out and slammed the door and let them have a shower. They crawled out later and started making dinner.
Lamb started the conversation with "It was ridiculously easy Lukie and we thought it was the best thing to do for all of the people who live west of the jungle.This really is a sooorious benefit to the community. I just had to reprogram a few machines and Dukie and Princess drove it. We honestly didn't think anyone would notice".
I started to talk again when Princess Leah screamed out "and there are no better tunnelers than Lesbians, Lukie". These girls had managed to achieve in one day what would have taken 100 men a year.
I couldn't argue with that one.
I decided that we'd have a few beers and then a sleep and then we'd decide what to do in the morning. These girls had so much good in them we just had to get them phocused.
PHOCUS YOU PHARKERS.
Lukie
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