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Designed by Lamb. Built by Duke and Princess Leah. All building approval and native title discussions with village elders conducted by Luke Skywalker.
As Maintained by our Engineer-Lamb
The Tree House
Designed by Lamb. Built by Duke and Princess Leah. All building approval and native title discussions with village elders conducted by Luke Skywalker.
The Cast
Luke Skywalker - Leader of the infamous 4064 Squadron of guerrilla fighters. Has a PhD in chemistry and provides DDT at cost price to local villagers to ward off malaria carrying insects.
Princess Leah- Chief Horticulturalist. Throws flames from her flame thrower into the dense jungles clearing the way for 4064 to advance.
Agnello- "Lamb"- Found outside the Chinese Quarter in a coffee raid several years ago. Real name Lamborghini. Speaks English as a second language. Camp engineer.
The Duke- Responsible for waking the camp every AM with a rendition of "You Shook Me All Night Long". Rides motorbikes into dangerous territory with little fear for her own safety.
The Treehouse- Home for the girls when not out fightin' the enemy or at secret camps in the jungle.
The Enemy- Changes daily and too many to list. Mostly anyone with little feeling for their fellow humans.
Bella- Infamous Coffee Barista informant that notifies us of enemy movements and hot babes on the streets. Works at "The Flat White".
Honoruru- Accountant for the Tree House. Only person who knows our location. Has short fingers because of use of calcurator.
Brains Trust- Major players in the war upon themselves. Live at the Parallel Universe.
Parallel Universe- The local jungle bar. Hanging lanterns and music that varies according to whether 4064 are in town or not.
PC's- Local tribe of natives . Live in the treehouse and piss us off no end when we get home and they've been there uninvited. PC's is the abbreviation for "possum cunts". No respect has been earnt and none will ever be granted.
Princess Leah- Chief Horticulturalist. Throws flames from her flame thrower into the dense jungles clearing the way for 4064 to advance.
Agnello- "Lamb"- Found outside the Chinese Quarter in a coffee raid several years ago. Real name Lamborghini. Speaks English as a second language. Camp engineer.
The Duke- Responsible for waking the camp every AM with a rendition of "You Shook Me All Night Long". Rides motorbikes into dangerous territory with little fear for her own safety.
The Treehouse- Home for the girls when not out fightin' the enemy or at secret camps in the jungle.
The Enemy- Changes daily and too many to list. Mostly anyone with little feeling for their fellow humans.
Bella- Infamous Coffee Barista informant that notifies us of enemy movements and hot babes on the streets. Works at "The Flat White".
Honoruru- Accountant for the Tree House. Only person who knows our location. Has short fingers because of use of calcurator.
Brains Trust- Major players in the war upon themselves. Live at the Parallel Universe.
Parallel Universe- The local jungle bar. Hanging lanterns and music that varies according to whether 4064 are in town or not.
PC's- Local tribe of natives . Live in the treehouse and piss us off no end when we get home and they've been there uninvited. PC's is the abbreviation for "possum cunts". No respect has been earnt and none will ever be granted.
Dukes 4064 Anthem
AC/DC
Back in Black (1980)
You Shook Me All Night Long
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those Aussie thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
Shook me all night long
Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
She wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
Shook me all night long
Back in Black (1980)
You Shook Me All Night Long
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those Aussie thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
Shook me all night long
Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
She wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
Shook me all night long
The Lightsaber
As Maintained by our Engineer-Lamb
Disclaimer
This is all happening in the head of a local babe. Any resemblance to anything that's happening in your head or your life is purely coincidental.
Blog Archive
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2008
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March
(19)
- Oh Please Dukie!!
- Oh Phark You're Hot!
- I've Pharkn Had Enough!!
- For Sale!
- Brisvegas Centre for Recreational Excellence
- Renovating Brisbane
- Another Pharkn Battle we WIN
- Tree House Cricket Challenge
- Oh Nick!!
- Mining Royally
- Dig Lazarus Dig
- Blondie Joins the Tree House
- Tree House for PM
- The Cricket Challenge
- Oh Phark not the "Ferals"
- Long Hop Joins The Tree House For A Few Rounds
- How to Pants a Gay Man
- Meet at the Lighthouse. Tomorrow at Sunrise.
- Happy Mardi Gras
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February
(27)
- Hairdryers and Rifles
- Pashing a Panda
- Camilla Gonzalez Prays for Fallen Warriors
- The 4064 Flotilla
- Dukie and Princess Leah Save the Planet........Any...
- Camilla Gonzalez
- The Tunnel of Love
- The Vaginamites
- For the Princess
- The Labia is not the Source of all Happiness
- Discipline Day
- The Chequered Flag
- Thankyou
- Happy Valentines Day
- Lamb Gets Back Into Form
- Rollerderby Rocker
- The Valley of Happiness
- Wake Up
- Vegetation Management
- China Rhino
- The Big Race Preparations
- Are you the one?
- Our Fine Fingered Friend
- Princess goes back to work
- We live in our own insulated world
- Redneck Trading Post
- What is going on?
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March
(19)
Squadron Leader
- Luke Skywalker
- Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
- Leader of the 4064 Squadron. Owner of the tree house. Knowledgeable on all things chemical and everything else.
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