Great day today. I had been in a suit with some clients from the northern jungles of Queensland and the government all morning making some spectacular moves on having Tree House technologies used by all the government agencies in Qld. Adam Ant and I received the Carbon model from South Australia and he was busy wrapping his huge brain around it, and I baked scones in the afternoon in between firing off emails to all our clients. Matt,another Tree House soldier, had a big win with making some complex piece of code do what it was supposed too.
The wonderful Matt, Adam and I sat out the back in the steamy heat and had coffee and scones whilst watching the "Ben Harper Live at the Hollywood Bowl" DVD. We laughed that in town people were sitting in air conditioned offices bitching and whining all day whilst we were sitting here having some low blood pressure.
The wonderful Matt, Adam and I sat out the back in the steamy heat and had coffee and scones whilst watching the "Ben Harper Live at the Hollywood Bowl" DVD. We laughed that in town people were sitting in air conditioned offices bitching and whining all day whilst we were sitting here having some low blood pressure.
The Telegraph Cucumber was going off all afternoon. Finally Princess Leah came home from work and answered it. Thank god for that as I was too busy and not in the mood. "Yes,hello, by jesus I'll give you a spanking Bella if this call isn't 100%, totally pharking necessary you bitch" said the Princess.
I looked at the Princess and smiled. She didn't particularly love Bella's dramatisation of every single issue. Princess just wanted to fight when she had too and shag the rest of the time. And now she had a "shaggn wagn" Rolls Royce you could be guaranteed that would be all of the time.
Bella said "for your information Princess I think this is very important and pertinent to your efforts to stay out of reach of the long arm of the law".
I looked at the Princess and smiled. She didn't particularly love Bella's dramatisation of every single issue. Princess just wanted to fight when she had too and shag the rest of the time. And now she had a "shaggn wagn" Rolls Royce you could be guaranteed that would be all of the time.
Bella said "for your information Princess I think this is very important and pertinent to your efforts to stay out of reach of the long arm of the law".
I zoned out but the conversation went on for 15 minutes or so. Then Princess put the Cucumber down and said "The race will have to be put off Lukie". I couldn't believe it although I must say I didn't really care as I was so busy.
"Bargearse at the "Valley" has been calling in all his reserve forces as he knows the Tree House Challenge is on this weekend" she said. Bargearse is the local police captain. He is pretty easy to get sidetracked as we just give him food. Last time we had the race we had Rocky drive a "Pizza Hut" van to the police station and delivered 24 family size ham and pineapple pizzas. There are only 3 fat bastards there and they ate the whole lot. Took them 3 hrs that the race was on and by the time they walked out to see what all the noise was we had passed the winning post and were inside hiding.
But this time it would be different as Bargearse was on "Weight Watchers" with specific intention off staying off pizza long enough to catch the Tree Housers.
Apparently Bargearse had called in a heap of other coppers. He also had MacGyver and James Bond working for him as well apparently.
James Bond was supposed to be trying to find us in the jungle. Well we didn't care as not only did we have Bella looking after us but we had picked up China Rhino as our insider in government. China is the hottest chick on 8 wheels. China is an interior designer by trade and she decked out the Tree House when we first built it. We don't really like the hot pink shower. China never walks anywhere but has a pair of rollerskates permanently attached to her feet- even in the shower. China does alot of work for various government agencies and she knows how to get into police databases. China also cooks every night for Adam Ant and I think this is how he gets his technological knowledge. "You are big boy soldier, and I look after you" is her greeting every night to him as she skates to the front door to give him a beer and then skates back to continue cooking him dinner.
Anyway back to the story.
After this information from Bella and China we have decided we'll leave the race for a time that we WILL NOT ADVERTISE on this blog. China Rhino will keep her eye on the police and we will spring a surprise. We will also sober up enough to drive I think. We won't be doing that if China Rhino keeps coming around to the Tree House.
Goodnight China and Adam Ant and thanks for coming to the Tree House for dinner,
Dr Lukie and Princess.
XXXXXX
Anyway back to the story.
After this information from Bella and China we have decided we'll leave the race for a time that we WILL NOT ADVERTISE on this blog. China Rhino will keep her eye on the police and we will spring a surprise. We will also sober up enough to drive I think. We won't be doing that if China Rhino keeps coming around to the Tree House.
Goodnight China and Adam Ant and thanks for coming to the Tree House for dinner,
Dr Lukie and Princess.
XXXXXX
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