"Pharkn hell" screached Princess Leah as she rolled out of the hammock and onto the floor of the Tree House back deck with a thud. Princess was an absolute mess after last nights activities.She rolled and groaned and I was laughing.
Dukie didn't look much better and I quickly reminded them that today was "Discipline Day". The day that they would have to make it up to Honoruru, Lamb, China, Baby and I for their sabotage efforts.
I had hooked up IV drips during the night for Lamb, Baby, Honoruru, China and I so we didn't have hangovers. Dukie and Princess were going to suffer and then some more as they made up for the Tree House Challenge sabotage.
Honoruru walked out with the covers of the casting couch and said "Phark you and here you go with the Dynamo" as she threw the washing detergent at the girls.
Baby came out with her boots and the polish and and said "Phark you cheaterers and polish these and then put them on my feet Dukie". China chimed in with "you can polish my boots too girls" laughing.
Lamb came out with her AK-47 and said "This kitchen looks like a brothel on half price night and get in their Princess and have a real go". The kitchen hadn't been cleaned for a week and the wok, frypans, BBQ plates, saucepans, oven, hotplates and everything were filthy. Lamb's job also extended to cleaning the fridge. She made sure that Dukie and Princess knew how filthy things were and what was expected. Lamb lifted her AK-47 and said "get going pharkers or we will hurt you" as let a dozen rounds go from the Kalishnikov.
Dukie and Princess were so hungover it made us laugh. They had enough to make them hurt but I couldn't resist. My job at the Tree House was to do everyone's washing. I had been saving it all week thinking someone was going to try sabotage at the race and would need to be punished. There were 16 loads that needed to be done.
Dukie and Princess now had enough washing, kitchen cleaning and boot polishing to last a week with that hangover.
I looked at Lamb and she gave me that sly wink. I knew it was time to make the move and the girls couldn't say no as they were in sooorious trouble.
"By the way" I said to Dukie and Princess, "we have another thing for you".
Lamb had made 2 Cher outfits and she pulled them out. "You pharkn pair have to wear these" she screached as she near pissed herself laughing.
Dukie didn't look much better and I quickly reminded them that today was "Discipline Day". The day that they would have to make it up to Honoruru, Lamb, China, Baby and I for their sabotage efforts.
I had hooked up IV drips during the night for Lamb, Baby, Honoruru, China and I so we didn't have hangovers. Dukie and Princess were going to suffer and then some more as they made up for the Tree House Challenge sabotage.
Honoruru walked out with the covers of the casting couch and said "Phark you and here you go with the Dynamo" as she threw the washing detergent at the girls.
Baby came out with her boots and the polish and and said "Phark you cheaterers and polish these and then put them on my feet Dukie". China chimed in with "you can polish my boots too girls" laughing.
Lamb came out with her AK-47 and said "This kitchen looks like a brothel on half price night and get in their Princess and have a real go". The kitchen hadn't been cleaned for a week and the wok, frypans, BBQ plates, saucepans, oven, hotplates and everything were filthy. Lamb's job also extended to cleaning the fridge. She made sure that Dukie and Princess knew how filthy things were and what was expected. Lamb lifted her AK-47 and said "get going pharkers or we will hurt you" as let a dozen rounds go from the Kalishnikov.
Dukie and Princess were so hungover it made us laugh. They had enough to make them hurt but I couldn't resist. My job at the Tree House was to do everyone's washing. I had been saving it all week thinking someone was going to try sabotage at the race and would need to be punished. There were 16 loads that needed to be done.
Dukie and Princess now had enough washing, kitchen cleaning and boot polishing to last a week with that hangover.
I looked at Lamb and she gave me that sly wink. I knew it was time to make the move and the girls couldn't say no as they were in sooorious trouble.
"By the way" I said to Dukie and Princess, "we have another thing for you".
Lamb had made 2 Cher outfits and she pulled them out. "You pharkn pair have to wear these" she screached as she near pissed herself laughing.
We spent the rest of the day laughing our arses off as Dukie and Princess Leah walked up and down the back stairs doing the washing, cleaning the kitchen, polishing boots and Lambs AK-47 and making us coffee in the dreaded "Cher" outfits. We laid in the hammocks all day and just screamed orders.
Princess Leah and Dukie made us duck, prawns, vegetables in oyster sauce and noodles for dinner.
They fell into their hammocks for a sleep late at night.
That should stop their shenanigans for a little while.
Love you girls even though you are so naughty,
Lukie.
XXXX
Princess Leah and Dukie made us duck, prawns, vegetables in oyster sauce and noodles for dinner.
They fell into their hammocks for a sleep late at night.
That should stop their shenanigans for a little while.
Love you girls even though you are so naughty,
Lukie.
XXXX
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