The Big Race Preparations

WOO HOO!!

Today was going to be a big day for the Tree Housers. The annual "Tree House Challenge" was on tomorrow and everyone was pumped. The Tree House Challenge is a race where all of the Tree Housers draw straws to choose vehicles.

Once you have your vehicle you are allowed to do anything to it within 24 hrs to make it go faster. Any sabotage of other vehicles will result in a public spanking on the deck at sunset. This is only if you get caught though.

After 24 hrs we head to the starting line at the front of the Tree House.

We then have a circuit round the "Ten Ways" and through town to the Parallel Universe. We have to do 3 laps of this, whilst evading any officers of the law and then we finish with a chequered flag at the Parallel Universe.

Dukie and Princess Leah had been tasked with finding the vehicles as per their job descriptions as "Transport Commanders". They decided we'd use Miss Whippy, Postie and we'd find another three to add to our collection.

We let Honoruru go first. She pulled out a stick with VINTAGE on it. Princess Leah and Dukie looked at each other and then fell over laughing. I hate it when they do this. They jumped up and ran off holding hands into the shed. They returned with Lt Honoruru's car. I had to have a laugh at this.

Next I drew a straw from the bunch. It had "Transporter" on it. Princess Leah and Dukie fell over laughing again and then jumped up, grabbed hands and ran back into the shed. Out they drove my Volkswagen. How fast was this going to go? Honestly?

Next thing Lamb drew a straw and got "Miss Whippy". That was a heap of shit and so I was happy as I'd beat Lamb easily. "Oh soooriously" said Lamb, "how am I gonna win this year if I have to drive the pharkn ice cream machine?". Lamb won last year in a boat. It had been raining for forty days and forty nights and when the girls got a boat they thought someone would be royally pharked but Lamb won in it. In fact she was the only one who went anywhere.

Then Princess Leah drew a straw. She got one that said "ROLLER". Princess and Dukie really fell into a heap laughing. They didn't get up for 15 minutes. When they did they grabbed hands and ran into the shed. The shed doors opened slowly and gracefully and out rolled the most gorgeous Rolls Royce Silver Wraith.

Princess was sitting up in the drivers seat looking like she owned the world. Out she got with "I absolutely adore you Lukie,Im going to stick it to you. Give you a total rodgering" in her best British accent. I just admired her eyes and told her to take a hike with all that sexy talk.

Princess Leah and Dukie walked us around the Rolls and told us that from now on this was to be the Tree House "shaggin wagin". Princess Leah said "look we can phark in the back seat as it is so big". Apparently they bought it from some crazy lesbian who drove it every month across the Nullabor from Perth to Brisbane hauling a trailer full of toys. I don't think it was Tonka Toys she was hauling either. I'd heard about this blackmarket toy business and god knows how Dukie and Princess found the infamous car that did it all. Anyway, as usual, we will not ask.

That left Dukie to drive the Postie Van. She'd look hot in her leathers and aviator helmet with in the Postie Van.

Well now we had our vehicles and all we had to do was spend the next 24 hrs souping them up and making sure that dastardly Dukie or Princess Leah didn't get to them and we'd be right.

Let the games begin.

Goodnight girls

Lukie

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