The 4064 Flotilla

Princess Leah and Dukie were gone for a couple of days and I had no idea what was going on. When I asked them to pick up Camilla,Honoruru and Lamb from town I did so because i thought they would be back that afternoon. Sure we packed enough "Sangers" for a few days but I sooriously thought thye'd be back after a few hours.

Maybe they were on the Gin and lost in a puddle somewhere.

After a few days I called Lamb and told her to get out of town and home with the others. Lamb had caught a ferrycat to the Ten Ways and then met Honoruru and Camilla Gonzalez. I had sent a message in a bottle to the locals and they then took a Gondola out and picked the three of them up.

When the Gondola got to the Tree House, Slim jumped out and gave me a kiss. I hadn't seen Slim in ages but it was great to see him as usual. Slim was one of the local men that looked after us. We looked after him and his people and so we all lived happily together.

"Hey Lukie, where's them Dukie and Leah at? Eh?" he said. "We heard them girls went up river with a litre of Gin, the lightsaber, some spare batteries and two girl rhinoceruseses!" was followed with a heap of laughter. In fact Slim was doubled over with laughter and whatever those girls had done must have been wildly funny.

"What are you playing at here Slim, the Lightsaber is packed away and I have no idea what the rhino business is all about?" I said in bewilderment.

"Ah, you find out soon Mrs Skywalker!" said Slim. Every female was a 'Mrs" to Slim.

"Anyways,I gotta go as the brothers and I are having a kayaking competition on these boats this afternoon over at your Camp Camp. The water is flowing fast over the rocks there as it is high flood point. We'll check the Camp for you and fix any broken things before we come back" he said.

Slim headed off after inviting us to the next Corroboree. It would be a while off as it would have to dry out. I sent him off with 40L of enviornmentally friendly pyrethrin insecticide I had brwed in the Labia. Honoruru jumped inside and grabbed a heap of bandages and medicines and a few cricket bats and balls for the kids and gave them to Slim.

"You sisters pharkn cool" he said as he pushed off in the Gondola. "Especially that Camilla Gondola". We all had big happy hugs and went inside after seeing Slim off.

Camilla was eager to please us and got started on the cleaning straight away. The place was mostly muddy from the rain and it just needed mopping.

Honoruru, Lamb and I sat on the back deck and got down to business. Honoruru's beer was being patented and we needed to develop a business plan so we could finance it. This wasn't going to be an issue but we needed all our cashflow projectionsto be right.

I went to the fridge and grabbed four 4064 Squadron lagers. I whipped the tops off them, handed one to Camilla and then started walking back towards the back deck.

"Holy Pharkn Lesbian Giraffes" screamed Dukie from out the side of the Tree House. I raced out and I could hardly believe what I saw. All four of us had our jaws on the floor. What have they done now?

Princess Leah and Dukie were in "Plastic Fantastic" followed by two dozen or more dugouts from native tribes, tinnies, floating bean bags, surfboards, bathtubs and everything else that would float and that could be tied together.

The "4064 Flotilla" was born. But this was only half the story.

In each of these was a pair of animals.

"It is Noah's Pharkn Ark" screamed out Princess Leah.

"We have saved all the wildlife in The Republic" screamed Dukie.

They floated up to the side of the deck and I grabbed a few extra beers. It turned out they had gone up the Mighty River and then taken a left turn and headed North to the Daintree Rainforest. They had slept with local tribes all the way and been fed from stocks of food they had saved from the floods.

We started unloading some of the animals into the Tree House and I noticed there was something wrong. I loked at Honoruru and Lamb and they were thinking the same thing.

Finally Camilla opened her mouth with "these are all girls!"

"Pharkn yeah" said Princess Leah. "We are planning on making a lesbian world over here in The Republic of Queensland" she continued.

At that point Dukie and Princess Leah jumped on top of each other and then fell on the floor laughing.

So we had forty pairs of animals in total. They were all female.

We sat and thought about all of this. Finally Camilla said something.

"This place is gonna be a pharkn bitch when you've all got PMT".

Never have truer words been said.

Goodnight Girls. Love all of you. All of you.

Mrs Lukie Skywalker

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