Wai, Hurro Dare Radies!

We awake the following morning with a big hangover and looking like we'd had some serious fun last night. Lucky we had the sense to pack the dishwasher and do the dishes the night before.

There were six gorgeous,naked babes in hammocks lined across the back deck of the Tree House. Honoruru rolled over and said "wai, hurro dare radies". Holy shit. Lamb and Rocky had their own issues with Engerish but Honoruru was something special.

The Telegraph Cucumber was ringing off its harness and I let it go the usual 3 or 4 times.

Honoruru finally got the shits and answered it. "Bella, it is Honoruru here. What the phark do you want at this hour of the morning?".

"Well Honoruru, the first thing is it is the afternoon and that means you have all slept through the morning sun. You probably have burnt norks if you've been doing the usual nudey hammock sleeping thing at the Tree House" said Bella.

Honoruru looked across and laughed at the even pinker than usual nudey bits.

"Well would you like to tell us something special Bells, or are you just calling to check what we got up too last night. Because, I'm telling you now you don't want to know" said Honoruru.

"Australia Day is in a few days and Campbell and BCC want to put the city parade and key ceremony back so that your day is really special" said Bells.

Honoruru relayed this message to all us.

"Sooriously, maate, that is so pharkn cool as Rocky and I need more time to build the chocolate machine and I have a hangover that would kill one of those PC's" said Lamb.

I agreed. Honoruru had some GST work to do for us and she needed to get that done before she could let her hair down.

Princess Leah and Duke were pulling the Panzer apart and wanted to have it ready in case we needed it in a hurry. "Be prepared" as Duke always says. So they needed time.

We agreed that it was better for us to wait to get our bling.

Today was to be a slow day. Lamb made the coffee and a breakfast with eggs, beans, sausages, tomatoes, basil, bacon and toast.

We spent the afternoon watching Lamb and Rocky pull apart and rebuild the AK-47 as the chocolate machine.

Then for dinner Princess Leah and I went over to Milton and got some Thai take-away. The squid was good. The yellow curry was fabulous.

Then we sat down and watched some old L-Word DVD's.

Everyone was too tired for more action.

We'd wait until the morning to hear back on the plans for the ceremony and Australia Day. The thing we had heard was that Obi One Kanobi was coming to the Australia Day BBQ we were hosting at the Tree House. Miracles will never pharkn cease.