We were all laying on the back lounges deciding what we'd do for the day when the Telegraph Cucumber started ringing. We knew it would be Bella ringing to apologise for the lack of information last night.
Duke answered "Treehouse, Duke speaking". She winked as of course it was Bella as she is the only person who has our number.
She passed it straight to me as Bella was obviously her usual hurried and abrupt self.
"Luke you better lay low for a while as the shit is really hitting the fan over here in the Quarter" said Bella.
I responded with "well we aint in much of a state to get out and about today Bells- we let Princess Leah make the Long Island Ice Tea last night and there seems to be some empty bottles on the deck ".
Bells had a bit of a laugh as she'd had Princess Leah over for a slumber party before where Princess had introduced her to the marvelous cocktail.
Apparently the Zinger Breasts were really off their bananas and to add to our pain Brisbane City Council were looking for us as we destroyed a few roads last night in the Panzer.
Just at this time Lamb bought me a beautiful coffee and sat down beside me to listen in.
I motioned to Duke to open up the internet and have a look at "The Jungle Juice" website. Our antics were splashed all over the front page. Then she flicked over to "The Vibe" and we were there too. The Jungle Juice is the local jungle news website. The Viberator ("The Vibe" for short) is the daily lesbian newspaper. The editors of both are mates of ours and tend to give us good publicity- but not today. We were being painted as sooorious trouble.
I spoke to Bella for a few minutes and told her we'd keep off the streets for a while. The Tree House needed cleaning so that would take a few days. Duke and Princess Leah needed to get the service manual out for the Panzer and have a go. Lamb had a few days of budgets to get through. We were in go-slow mode right now and to tell you the truth we needed a break so it was ok.
I put the Telegraph Cucumber down and said "girls- we are on domestic duties for a while yet as we cant possibly go back onto the streets".
We laid down on the lounges and reflected on a pretty amazing night. We were safe, as what ever happened the locals wouldn't give us up and would protect us to the death.
I gave Lamb a massage and she fell asleep in my arms. I gently laid her down on the lounge and went into the Tree House, headed to my camp stretcher for a brains relaxation of my own. On the way I passed Princess Leah and gave her a quick kiss and hug and told her whatever happened she had to be proud. We hooked up as kids with an ambitious social agenda and phark we were doing it. It is moments like this that make you reflect on who you are and why you do what you do.
Duke answered "Treehouse, Duke speaking". She winked as of course it was Bella as she is the only person who has our number.
She passed it straight to me as Bella was obviously her usual hurried and abrupt self.
"Luke you better lay low for a while as the shit is really hitting the fan over here in the Quarter" said Bella.
I responded with "well we aint in much of a state to get out and about today Bells- we let Princess Leah make the Long Island Ice Tea last night and there seems to be some empty bottles on the deck ".
Bells had a bit of a laugh as she'd had Princess Leah over for a slumber party before where Princess had introduced her to the marvelous cocktail.
Apparently the Zinger Breasts were really off their bananas and to add to our pain Brisbane City Council were looking for us as we destroyed a few roads last night in the Panzer.
Just at this time Lamb bought me a beautiful coffee and sat down beside me to listen in.
I motioned to Duke to open up the internet and have a look at "The Jungle Juice" website. Our antics were splashed all over the front page. Then she flicked over to "The Vibe" and we were there too. The Jungle Juice is the local jungle news website. The Viberator ("The Vibe" for short) is the daily lesbian newspaper. The editors of both are mates of ours and tend to give us good publicity- but not today. We were being painted as sooorious trouble.
I spoke to Bella for a few minutes and told her we'd keep off the streets for a while. The Tree House needed cleaning so that would take a few days. Duke and Princess Leah needed to get the service manual out for the Panzer and have a go. Lamb had a few days of budgets to get through. We were in go-slow mode right now and to tell you the truth we needed a break so it was ok.
I put the Telegraph Cucumber down and said "girls- we are on domestic duties for a while yet as we cant possibly go back onto the streets".
We laid down on the lounges and reflected on a pretty amazing night. We were safe, as what ever happened the locals wouldn't give us up and would protect us to the death.
I gave Lamb a massage and she fell asleep in my arms. I gently laid her down on the lounge and went into the Tree House, headed to my camp stretcher for a brains relaxation of my own. On the way I passed Princess Leah and gave her a quick kiss and hug and told her whatever happened she had to be proud. We hooked up as kids with an ambitious social agenda and phark we were doing it. It is moments like this that make you reflect on who you are and why you do what you do.
I love you Princess.
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