Lately we have been hearing news of some kind of subprime mortgage crisis in the good old US of A. Yesterday one of the natives ran past on his way into the harsh interior to tell us that Citibank was looking for refinancing options. Citibank? No-one is immune from this one.
Well I'll be pharked if it hasn't hit jungle already.
The banks have been sending us smoke signals telling of interest rate rises and they are closing down small village shops and taking some of the huts back. Well I don't care and we'll fight to the death for us and our business.
We might be on credit for a while at the Parallel Universe and we'll do the dishes at the Flat White but I'll be fkd if Im giving the bank back their money until I'm good and ready.
They will not accept a veritable artillery of weapons as security- as per usual. Some kind of thing about their databases not capable of holding weapons descriptions. Try some imagination you bastards! The rest of the world (thanks to the good old US of A as well) is financed by or through weapons trading. Oh yeah and there's a bit of oil in there as well. Do we honestly think corn and sugar are the commodities anymore?
Good old slippery Johnny Howard has run from this mess and I hope all the villagers have a long memory of his mismanagement and censorship when next we pass out the how to vote cards.
In Kevin we trust. Maxine is pretty hot as well.
Which Bank? Who cares they are all a pack of bastards.
Well I'll be pharked if it hasn't hit jungle already.
The banks have been sending us smoke signals telling of interest rate rises and they are closing down small village shops and taking some of the huts back. Well I don't care and we'll fight to the death for us and our business.
We might be on credit for a while at the Parallel Universe and we'll do the dishes at the Flat White but I'll be fkd if Im giving the bank back their money until I'm good and ready.
They will not accept a veritable artillery of weapons as security- as per usual. Some kind of thing about their databases not capable of holding weapons descriptions. Try some imagination you bastards! The rest of the world (thanks to the good old US of A as well) is financed by or through weapons trading. Oh yeah and there's a bit of oil in there as well. Do we honestly think corn and sugar are the commodities anymore?
Good old slippery Johnny Howard has run from this mess and I hope all the villagers have a long memory of his mismanagement and censorship when next we pass out the how to vote cards.
In Kevin we trust. Maxine is pretty hot as well.
Which Bank? Who cares they are all a pack of bastards.
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They gave in to their subprimal urges.
Heh.
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